Photo courtesy of Nathan Sowers,
It’s a goodie this week, and has had me racking my few remaining brain cells as I sit listening to them rattle and tumble against each other. So here is my effort, enjoy!
Serial philanderer and thus Shed dweller, Prince Charming, finds himself in another alimony scrape when yet another beautiful but vulnerable princess came knocking.
First Cinderella, then Sleeping Beauty and now Snow White had left him, the latter due to an unconfirmed dalliance with Bashful;
“Who certainly wasn’t!”
According to Dopey at the “Diamond Mine” night club, Charming co-owned.
The Cash strapped King White, speaking from his static caravan, welcomed Snow home adding,
“He can keep that Fooking mirror, it drove my missus to drink”
“She should have married that Rapunzel bitch” slurred the visibly drunk Evil Queen, “She had money.”
Thats it; 100 words on the button! Hooray for children’s stories!