Thanks to Rochelle for hosting this wonderfulness, and thanks to Rochelle too (!!) for the gritty photo, lots to get excited about here, thinking caps on…
On your Marks…
Get Set…
GO!!
The large goat didn’t give the maimed and bloodied Troll a backward glance as he bobbed down river towards Wetwang.
The pastures either side of the bridge now homogenous estates; the pastoral interface redundant.
The young Troll, edged his way down the embankment, under the roadway and unfolded the map. The area edged red showed his fathers land, here, right under the underpass, and there lied the stones of his birthplace.
Goat chasing no more, he had dynamite, a dildo, a battered game of monopoly and a penchant for kidnapping, this would be the perfect spot for some fiendish mischief.
There we are, a Troll piece, slightly risqué, but what the hell and 100 words to boot!
Enjoy…
love the possessions
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Boundless opportunities I think
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And just what will he do with his said “possessions”?
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Who knows! He’s a troll with a scattergun approach to a plan I think.
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I loved Wetwang – it made me giggle. Fun and mischievous little tale 🙂
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Never been to Wetwang but will let you into a secret; I looked up funny place names in Britain and it fit like a glove!!
Thanks for reading
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This made me laugh, he sounds quite a character prepared to say to hell with everyone else
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I think he’s deeply troubled!
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Sounds like the troll is planing some fun. Just don’t get the dynamite and dildo mixed up in the dark.
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Ha! That made me issue a dirty chuckle prompting my wife to ask what’s up?!!
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Totally different and all the better for it! Excellent!
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Thanks really appreciate such feedback, it all helps!
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Dynamo, a dildo and a monopoly board. It’s party time!
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Sorry – dynamite 🙂 Still party time though.
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What sort of party though!!
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Loved it, one of your best 🙂
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Why thank you Iain, very much appreciated
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I had also planned on going down the troll and goat route but I never got around to it. Very amusing piece. 🙂
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Thanks, glad I got there first!! I haven’t read more than a handful yet, ironically as the kids have been a handful this weekend!! Cheers for reading
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Brilliant story! Socio-political comment and great humour – what more could we ask for? You might have spotted in my reply to a comment on my own story that I wrote it as a spin-off from a darker update of the Three Billy Goats Gruff tale, that I’m drafting at the moment. Without giving too much away, the troll in that story is into kidnapping, just like yours. Great minds think alike, eh?
By the way, I live about 15 miles from Wetwang. I might look for a suitable prompt photo next time I’m passing through. A bit of trivia for you – the late Richard Whiteley (original presenter of Countdown) was honorary Mayor of Wetwang for 6 years.
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Wow Whiteley facts! Love it, he was a nice chap. All my FFs thus far have been bastardised nursery rhymes, a kind of where they are now type thing. I’d love to read the updated story, sounds ace! Thanks for reading
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This made me laugh… but I somehow cannot unthink that dildo… trolls will always be trolls.
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An essential piece of kit for today’s trolls! Thanks for reading
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Seems exactly what a troll would own!
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This particular troll anyway!!
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Dear Shrawley,
Sounds like this troll is a must to avoid with those possessions. But your stories are never to be avoided. Thank you for the weekly portion of laughter.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Cheers Rochelle I enjoyed it too!
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he could be in for a big surprise. he could end up being the victim himself. 🙂
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Who knows, I just wouldn’t like to cross the bloke!
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Fun write!
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Cheers, I try and ham it up a bit; have a laugh 😆
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