Well today the photo is provided by the wonderful Dale Rogerson I urge you to check out her blog, its a fun place, with plenty of really lovely readable stuff , and well done to the equally wonderful Rochelle for continuing with this madness that is the Friday Fictioneers, looks like a goodie this week, lets see what the doctor prescribes shall we…
Little Pig hesitantly peered through the door at the wolf; battered, bloodied and mortally wounded. He chuckled, sat the gun down and skipped back to the kitchen.
Forgetful and furious; shit shepherdess Little Bo-Peep was now selling assault rifles after losing her flock countless times, and was living as an outlaw in a disused dairy with Canidae Crack Little Red Riding-hood and Little Miss Muffet the lactose intolerant arachnophobe.
Generations of the Wolf family destroying the Pigs’ straw and stick houses, had persuaded them to take matters into their own hands; executing the huffing, puffing Lupus with a silver bullet.
There we are 100 words, I hope i’ve done the photo justice, the pigs had had enough and the idea of a dysfunctional female outlaw group was too much to ignore! Any similarity to person or persons living or dead is purely coincidental and not to be taken seriously, FFS Lighten Up!!
The Count Of North Clifton 
Quite the band of guerillas we have here!
‘Bout time they do the Wolf family in, I say!
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And I pressed Post comment too quickly… I didn’t say… aw shucks… You’re making me blush 😉
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Reminds me of Terry Pratchett’s Golden Horde, the octagenarian barbarians led by Jenkins Cohen
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Thanks I’ll have to google it!!
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I look forward to the series of battles between the two sides which will follow…! 🙂
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Reading your stories is like revisiting childhood (but only with an adult’s eyes this time). I love the line – Little Miss Muffet the lactose intolerant arachnophobe.
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Ha ha – loved your clever take on the photo prompt. Thanks for making me laugh!
Susan A Eames at
Travel, Fiction and Photos
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Thanks, glad it raised a chuckle in these unsure times!
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Damn pigs, they never pay their rent – now that drug pushing, cult leader Bo-Peep has started gun running across the border from Never Never Land – this means war. Wait until the Wolves in Washington learn about this.
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Hah, down with the bad guys. Good for them to stand up for themselves. Fun story, made me chuckle.
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Have you seen my piece? https://dailyflabbergast.wordpress.com/2018/12/13/cw-not-another-fairy-tale/
I found your fiction to be somehow an extension of mine. Pretty neat! And great imagery.
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I’ve been bastardising fairy tales in 100 words or less for over 6 months at the Friday fictioneers! Yours is ace, along a similar vane but different!! Good one
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I’ve been doing the 99 words flashes on and off for a while, too.
I thought that the tale of the 3 little pigs was mostly forgotten. And then you write about it. Cool.
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Great minds and all that!!
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Can’t disagree with that!!
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Is it a regular thing?
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My CW (Creative Writing pieces) is a weekly thing. However, the prompts come from different places, depending on what I’m into.
The Carrot Ranch has a weekly 99 words flash prompt, yes. However, the piece I wrote was a part of a separate contest.
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It’s nice to know what’s happened to our favourites once the fairy tales have ended 🙂 Fun!
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i don’t know how you could come up with that story but it was wonderfully written. well done. 🙂
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thank you so much, I have no idea where it came from either!! Thats where all the best stuff comes from!!
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Go the downtrodden, rise up, the pork shall inherit the earth, their time has come
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The pork shall inherit the earth!! I love that, what a brilliant phrase!!
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Thank you, glad you liked it
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Very cleverly done.
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Dear Shrawley,
The image of Bo-Peep with an assault rifle et al made me laugh. So glad I wasn’t swallowing liquid at the time. I only recently replaced my keyboard and would have to send you a bill for another one. 😉 At the very least you didn’t try to rhyme with orange. Thank you for that. My work here is done.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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I thoroughly enjoyed this!
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Little Bo Peep and lactose intolerant Miss Muffet, all living in a dairy house! Love your re-imagined fairytales.
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Thanks I love doing it and comments like your make it all worth while
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I feel that the heroes of the fairy tales should never grow up. There’s no happy ever after.
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In that way they are a bit like me, resistant to growing up and continually getting into trouble!
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