A ruthless Worcester woman has been kidnapping husbands, taking them into captivity and training them into attack husbands. A disused saw mill, previously thought to be redundant, was rediscovered amongst the trees where over a dozen husbands were found to be chained up surrounded by their own waste and in deplorable conditions. This was seemingly a farm for providing Husbands for the growing underground sport of Husband Fighting.
Some of the husbands had been missing for up to 2 years and when first confronted with outsiders were initially hostile. But having received milk and juicy pears the husbands had calmed down.
The reintroduction into family life has now begun and the husbands are undergoing therapy.
The Woman, who cannot be named for legal reasons, received a fine and a suspended sentence, with 200 hours of community service.
The Count Of North Clifton 
Yikes! All she got was a suspended sentence and community service? Seriously?
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Yep we love a good husband fight over here
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I think there’s a business opportunity here, I’m seeing Caged Husband Fighting, I’m sure it would go down a storm in America. However if you’re going to do this sort of thing I think they should be better treated than this, for although being chained up, surrounded by their own waste in deplorable conditions may give them the desire to fight, I think if you want to get the best out of them they should be given decent nourishment to keep their strength up, you will never get a decent punch up from men too weak from hunger to fight.
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They were previously happy at home, and forced to fight, like gladiators; taken from their families etc etc. Caged husband fighting is a good idea, I’m going to approach our local boozer
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In the old days when chaps had a fracas down the pub they would often arm themselves with beer glasses in an attempt to “glass” the other fellow about the head or face, I’m not sure if this would be politically correct in these days?
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It’ll be an under ground, aside from the law type of event to suit the underhand way this country is being “governed” these days. I expect the loser to be sold for supermarket burger meat
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Burger meat, a little harsh perhaps?
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