This is the scene of the crime, a hitherto unknown and silent crime which happened to my car. To the lights in the bottom bit of the bumper (I think it’s called Fender, incorrectly, in America, but I could be wrong, so shoot me, which you can because you have the right to bare arms. Here in England we can wear t-shirts when ever we want)
My car has a camera to its rear which shows up in a super clear picture on my dashboard when I am reversing. The car I had before just made beeping sounds when I reversed which was good, but now with the rear facing camera I reserve the right to not even turn round when going backwards. But then this happens and a small crunch left me with a smashed light, or more than likely a reflector, the shards of plastic embedded into the sleepers forming the raised beds in N’s driveway. The raised beds were fine, no humans or animals were hurt in the incident, but the car has a hole where there used to be not a hole.
I don’t care because it is a company car, my company certainly couldn’t give a shit about me so I, in turn, do not give a shit about it. And with that I bid you all good day.
Fabulous post! I love the bit in brackets about fenders and baring arms and T-shirts – gold pure gold! Keep up the great posts 🙂
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Thanks Linda, I’ll keep on posting for good or for ill, and I appreciate the encouragement of a writer of your calibre. Cheers
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I was worried I might offend people maybe, but then they can always switch me off and so thought F**k it and pressed publish
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Fuck it is always a great thought 😜
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Too right, there’s a hell of a lot of real life shit going on far more serious than my little corner of the web.
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True!
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In America, a fender is the frame installed over the wheels. A bumper is installed on front and rear of the vehicle to absorb the impact upon collision, minimizing the damage to main body. Just so you know and want to avoid being shot should you ever come here.
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Thanks Mr Fandango, you know I don’t mean it, the world has gone insane as I know you agree!
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Yes, we are surrounded by insanity.
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Well, there you go. Always thought the fender was the name given to what we aussies call the bumper, too. Learn something new every day 😁
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Glad to be of service.
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