Hello Rochelle and others, this FF is being done prior to Friday, as is rather unusual for me. But this week I have an excuse, the house its top for sale and we have to clean, paint and tidy bits and bobs for photos in which we endeavour to sell “a lifestyle” not just a house.
It is with this in mind and the idea of de-cluttering and tidying that Ulrika Unden’s photo led me to. Lets see where this one goes..
On My Marks…
Get Set…
GO!!!
After the Golden Goose stopped laying after 13 years Jack was furious, having built up the most Sleazy, Seedy, Fetish club, “History, Crime and Punishment, a speciality, from buxom wenches to simpleton farmers.
The money had replaced the beanstalk with a huge series of escalators, heading skywards, laminated in a department store of Niche Kinks.
Finances were scarce and in a cost-cutting exercise he declared Dirty Robes and Messy Hair were not to be tolerated, certain standards must be maintained.
Offenders were summoned to the very top floor, an endless stream of expectant shabbiness.
No one ever saw these folk again.
There we are; 100 words on the nose, read into this what you will!!
The Count Of North Clifton 
No one ever saw these folk again. and why you ask? because the buxam wenchses put them all “BEHIND BARS” .. DRINKING IN THE sTOURPOT BOOZERS.
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Jack and the escalator! Love it!
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Hahaha I love It.
Clever use of the escalator. That Jack is a terror tho. Well done
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This was too much fun!
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Ah! Jack and the cult of the Golden Goose. Where have the folk gone? Perhaps to the Giant’s dinner table, where they are eaten by the Giant’s family.
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I did think that their robes were pretty dirty when I saw the photo.
I imagine they were actually never seen again because they got off at floor 5, which houses a particularly niche kink (so I’m told, ahem)…
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Wow, the dirty robes of the choir sent you up a ‘niche’ escalator! I bet those singers would be mortified at the way so many of us have criticised their cleanliness.
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Dear Shrawley,
That Jack. Enterprising to the end. Escalators are definitely easier to navigate than beanstalks. And, just like a wasteful human, he exhausted his resources. Fun stuff.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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I liked your catch.
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What a great take on the prompt, Shrawls! Can always count on you to go outside the box… waaaaaay outside!
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Deliciously deviant! Good luck with the house selling.
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It’s a nightmare, always is, thanks for reading
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well, once you reach the very top, there’s nowhere to go but down, I guess.
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That’s right, with a delicious squelch and a bump
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Exchanged the beanstalk for escalator!?!? Well, I never!
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Happens all the time, the bottom dropped out of the beanstalk market after the massive “die back” virus 🦠!!
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Well in that case…
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