Hey kids, thanks to Rochelle for keeping the internet stable, if the FF goes chaos theory will ensue. Cheers to Dawn Miller too for the photo, and having discussed cheese for a substantial part of the morning walk this morning, and having eaten a half truckle of chilli cheddar (a hangover from the Christmas cheeseboard) with my coffee before breakfast, I thought it only suitable that I should include cheese in my little story today.
So as usual, I must say…
On My Marks,
Get set,
Go!!!
The bottom had fallen out of the pie market, literally, due to the flour grinder fiasco; strikes demanding salarys rises for the Milling community.
Insects were substituted for wheat but the Pieman couldn’t abide the buzzing and invasion of his personal space.
Cheese; that was the answer. He needed an unique marketing strategy, and after a particularly heavy night on the Stinking Bishop, the name, “Cheesy Dreams” came to him in a brie-f flash of brilliance.
Cheese with the most vivid dreams was a fine sentiment but succeeded in sectioning a majority of the sampling cheesemongers after complaints of halloumi-cinations.
And that is the end of my cheese based story, all true to a point, well based oil a true story I’m sure, and 100 words, with only 100 wasted.
‘halloumi-cinations’ – oh dear!! Entertaining as always 🙂
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Cheers
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Dear Shrawley,
Dare I say this is the cheesiest story I’ve read today? I need a glass of Sauvignon Blanc to go with it. brie-f? Goud-a story as any and entertaining and halloumi-nating as always.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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I believe that cheese *is* the answer to everything–especially as to why I am not vegan. Love the cheesy puns.
I had a Tickler Cheddar with chilies and peppers at Christmas time. Very yummy.
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You know that Yarg was invented by someone called Gary. That could be balls but I like it so I’m sticking to it! Thanks for reading
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Roquefort-on
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Sweet baby cheeses.
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Cheesy Dreams – love it. I can see it marketed with romance novels.
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Mills and Boon!!
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Yes! Fabio cuts cheese…
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As someone who has restricted their intake of cheese over the last three months, this was a wonderland of memories for me.
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I’d been off the cheese since Christ until my chilli cheddar yesterday morning! It’s a slippery slope!
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Very clever and entertaining, I enjoyed it so much.
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Can’t beat a nice bit of Stinking Bishop 🙂
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I agree, it’s wonderful
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Fantastic! Was his name was Bert Camen?.
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Highly likely!
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A delicious cheezy story!
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Groan!! Yet entertaining 😉
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I suspect it would be challenging to keep up with you in a conversation. Is your brain ALWAYS on fast-forward?
Now that I googled and can say I know what halloumi is, I’m curious to see if I can find some here in my little corner of Pennsylvania 🙂
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I doubt that, you could outwit me in a second!!
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Nah. I’m not all that quick on the draw. I’m one of those who always thinks of the perfect thing to say an hour after it would mean anything 🙂
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I know exactly what you mean!
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Soggy bottoms do that to the pie market. A humorous and laughter filling a short crust pastry usually does the trick.
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I liked the way you brought this round to conclusion via the cheese puns. Very entertaining
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Thank you, that is a very kind comment. I’m finding I’ve less and less time to think about my blog what with the state of absolutely everything the moment!
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You’re welcome
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Too funny and also a great piece.
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Well thank you, some of my earlier ones from last year and before are funny too, I’ve been told! Bastardised fairy tales
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Clever word play. I feel like you had fun with this!
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I did thank you very much for reading
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