We have a situation here Rochelle a theme is developing and I really don’t know what it says about my state of mind in these testing times, maybe it says nothing, but I just had a thought and I now must write it, and Rochelle, why are you taking photos of window cleaners legs?! So without further ado.
On My Marks…
Get Set…
GO!!!
The Great Ladder purge of 2038, when all ascent to any upper floors was banned after the Dictator’s unfortunate tumble from his mini-stepladder in the kitchen, trying to reach the ice-cream-maker, had left many window sills in need of attention.
Some decorators had taken to the roofs and balconies, living a life of suspension over the town, away from the bottom feeders, and took it upon themselves to redecorate the “Eaveslands”and “Balconyshire”. The traditionalists preferred a penticeboard.
Among the more nefarious roof ramblers were those carrying a wide paint roller, but only to wipe the filth from the ladies bathroom windows.
There we are, another perverted take, but 100 words anyway, hope you all enjoy it!!
The Count Of North Clifton 
yes, of course. the ladies need the sunshine rays pouring in while taking a bath. All day long.
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What’s with the puny font making me strain my eyes? And what is with NOT using your usual image in the Hollywood Squares?
As for this… of course they needs must keep those filthy windows clean so’s they can take a look-see…
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Oh! And I LOVE the title.
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Works on a couple of levels!!
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Does!!
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Sorry about the small font, I have no idea why it is like that, will try and fix!!
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WP can be so much fun, eh? Are you resisting Gutenberg?
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hopefully sorted it, what is gutenberg?
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The new WP block editor everyone. And I mean, EVERYONE is bitching about…
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Do we have to have it?
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They are going to try to force peeps. But I use the classic so, an unaffected.
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I use apostrophe 2, not sure where that puts me on the pecking order
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I dunno what that is… I’ve avoided all forms of simple posting, never getting off the classic.
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It’s a free theme, suited my style or actually formed and moulded my style, so I don’t know either
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No, no. Nothing to do with the theme you use. When you write a post, do you see the “try the new block editor”?
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Es, I always “just say no” which goes against my younger philosophies, however now I’m in my 40’s seems to suit my resistance to change. I am actually an old person Ffs!!
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Wait till you reach your 50’s!
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Scaling the heights of depravity with this one! Wonderful 🙂
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Thanks Iain, I’m hoping to read a few later on
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Not sure what to make of this, the story or the painfully variable font sizes. If the main body was meant to be BOLD please desist forthwith.
And why did you tell me you were 29 this week and then inform Dale you are in your 40s?
Basically what I am trying to say is this.
What is happening here?
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I can’t have told you I was 29, it’d be a typo. The bold beneath the photo is the story, the rest is just noise! The story is about the ladder drought due to the dictator’s accident, etc etc… I am 49 in a few months mores the pity
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Laughing. Maybe you can’t have, but you did! On my blog:
‘I don’t suppose you can see mine can you? I’m 29 this week, I had to edit it because some of my intro was really small font’
I did get that the bold was the story, personally I find it hard on the eyes.
And I understood the story, I was poking fun at the absurdity of it amidst the general mayhem of your font disasters!
It was meant as a joke, apologies for any offence caused.
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None taken at all🤣👍I have no idea why I told you I was 29 this week, I’ve never thought that! Wish I was though!! I have no idea about the font problems, literally none at all. If I ignore it will it go away?!!
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I like the punny take on the prompt. Was the dictator called Trump by any chance? That’s the sort of juvenile edict he would pass 🙂
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It’s every world leader who are striving to win the race to the losers post! Trump, Johnson, Putin, Brazil bloke, all there
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Dear Shrawley,
You had me at the title. Where’s the music? Where’s the dancing? Methinks the decorators have ulterior motives. 😉 Funny.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Shades of Brazil there….
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Dictators can make such stupid decisions. I like the combination of dystopia and irony.
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Thanks, seems to fit pretty snugly in today’s pandemonium
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Thoughtful gesture – the ladies bathrooms. Their altruism knowns no bounds.
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I like “roof ramblers”. Sounds quite fun!
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That’s another story which I may well tell this week
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Them windows need to be squeaky clean 😀. Interesting take. It amused me the dictator would fetch their own stuff.
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Tin pot dictator in a tin pot country I guess
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Sounds like those ladies need to invest in blinds or a heavy curtain–unless they enjoy being peeped at. Shudder.
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‘Dictator’s unfortunate tumble from his mini-stepladder in the kitchen, trying to reach the ice-cream-maker’ – now that was something 😅. Hope he recovers soon and people come out of the ban.
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Why thank you for your kind words!
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