Its Wednesday again, and today the usual FF prompt was not in the usual place, it threw me a bit, but i’m back, and it’ll take more than some odd internet goings on to stop this Fictioneer. Thanks Rochelle for sorting things out as per usual, you keep my week in order, this and Binday; if these two staples didn’t exist then I do believe the world would turn in on itself.
Thanks also to Trish Nankivel for the inspiring photo, one that will stir up emotions i’m sure. Lets see what happens in this corner of the web shall we…
On My Marks…
Get Set…
GO!!!
“Have you been at the toilet roll again? He shouted? “Fucking bitch” he mumbled under his breath.
“WHAT?”, she spat venomously, “Wanker” she muttered under her breath from downstairs where she was swiping left, right, right, right, left.
You could say things weren’t going well, as she heard drilling from upstairs.
What was he doing now? Him and his fucking tools, wishing he’d pay her as much attention.
Sitting down for a lazy piss one night, months later, he glanced at the padlocked loo-roll. “The straw that broke that particular camel’s back”, he huffed wiping a tear from his eye.
There we are, a story of an oh so familiar break up and all for the bargain count of 100 words! Sorry about the swearing, enjoy!
The Count Of North Clifton 
At least she didn’t leave his wine collection, a bottle at a time, on the neighbourhood’s doorsteps
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Oh no, sounds harsh
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wow she is tough
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Still, he kept the loo roll, so silver lining.
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Every cloud. I’d like to think he lost the key!!
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There are some things you simply don’t do!
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What a potty mouthed relationship, makes me flush.
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I’ve done a lot of marital counseling. People break up for the strangest reasons.
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Dear Shrawley,
Oh dear. Things aren’t exactly rolling along between these two are they? 😀
Shalom,
Rochelle
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A match made in heaven. Or is that hell….
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I feel like things were going downhill before this. Toilet paper is cheap, but marital bliss is forever. Made me grin and wince in equal measure. Why can’t we all just get along???
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In an ideal world….
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