Its that time of the week again, we’ve had baking sun for literally days!! Now we welcome in the rain and gloom again, Fucking England. So thank God for Rochelle and her merry band of Friday Fictioneers who populate this corner of the internet; Kudos to us all.
Credit to Alicia Jaamtas, great photo, that shed must be at least 25 years old!! Its time to get cracking so .On My Marks…
Get Set…
GO!!!
Photographs from the satellite had revealed angular, not organic structures, on this, potentially the most habitable planet. Christ we needed it, we’ed fucked Earth totally.
So we zoomed in, in and in, until we could zoom no more. And then we sent them down, the landing party (we sent the less fertile, less attractive just in case).
And then this photo, a deserted hut, no smoking embers; these folks had been gone a while. Poking around revealed a cache of handcuffs, some fern oil and a masses of perished rubber tubular dildos.
Thank fuck we’ve got enough fuel to move on.
There we are, 100 words on colonising the universe whilst trying to avoid the mainacs. Enjoy
Yes… keep on flying!!
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Given a choice between aliens with rubber dildos and aliens with death rays, this planet seems a pretty good choice
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Who says they’ll have death rays?
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They’re aliens. It’s what they do
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I dunno, maybe they could just stay for a couple of days…?
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Good old English weather!
Just as well the aliens had left stumbling on what they were doing in that cabin might be a shock!!!
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Dear Shrawley,
It sounds to me like other earthlings have proceeded them.
BTW We are baking here in the middle of the States. We’re promised some cooler air next week. I’m looking forward to it.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Someone has been having kinky fun, is this in the woods near you?
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Maybe it was a clever barrier to keep humans away from their planet? Whatever works!
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That landing party….made me laugh. As a retired middle-aged woman that would be me putting on the suit.
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I think Aliens who might be into BDSM are a novum but who knows, not I. Great story.
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This story made me laugh. Thank you!
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Thanks, I’m finding it tricky to find the time to read a lot these days so I appreciate your time
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Lol! The landing party and what you saw in the hut made me laugh out! Great take
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