Dear Rochelle Its been a pretty grim and busy time of late, looking after my Poppity Pop (Dad) and so i’ve had to sneak a quick 5 minutes here and there where I can, apologies to all involved, most of all my adoring fans, of which there may well be enough to count on one hand! Chers to Ted Strutz for the photo, looks pretty Wildernaic (made that up and no one can take it away form me) So with an idea already there, a tired head and half a glass of beer left i’ll crack on…
On My Marks…
Get Set…
GO!!!
The contents of the shelves in Tescos were dwindling day by day, hour by hour. Ginger Nuts, Monster Munch and Bourbons had been replaced by Garibaldi, Own Brand Prawn Cocktail Shells and Pink Wafers for fucks sake.
It was time for Action. Begrudgingly the crisp companies and biscuit bakers were ceasing production haemorrhaging money while they designed and manufactured recyclable packets, it seemed right what with COP 26 and everything.
But in the meantime there were no fucking crisps.
So Sid set off in his dinghy with a road atlas of the British-Isles to locate the Savoury Isles of the North
There we are 100 words on how Brexit and Global warming had benefitted our nation
The Count Of North Clifton 
Tongue in cheek funny. Good one.
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Thanks, but its really happening, and I thought the raise in sea levels might just pique some interest too.. biscuits , Brexit and Burning fossil fuels, the holy trinity…
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No fucking crisps? That is not acceptable! Best of luck to ‘im!
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Loved the “savoury isles”. Custard cream mines!
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isnt Monster Munch made from the empty boxes – or not?
thinking of you Sir
M
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I’m missing my Walkers Salt & Vinegar.
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haha, that’s a fun take on the prompt, well done.
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Lovely last line, Minister! Took me completely by surprise.
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Dear Shrawley,
Such a predicament. Sorry that things have been tough lately. And as you see I’m slowly getting around to commenting and replying.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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An enjoyable read. Well done.
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Hah. Chips you can learn to make yourself, Crisps… more difficult. But in the end it might be worth it.
Clever story.
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Thanks.
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Savoury Isles. Okay. LOL. Thanks for making me chuckle quite a few times.
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