Sadly upon checking out the photo I had an image of some awful 1970’s sitcom, mixed with something not so. So thanks to Rochelle for sorting this all out for us, like impatient chicks waiting for some regurgitated worm, or in this case, as the badly constructed metaphor goes, the photo provided by the awesome Dale Rogerson.
So lets crack on and see what happens…
On My Marks…
Get Set…
GO!!!
When Mrs Slocombe and Mr Humphries spent those hours in the stockroom, there was definitely no snogging, more quantum string theory and tessellation, with the ultimate aim to send Mrs Slocombe’s pussy somewhere, other than here, in time.
A mixture purple rinse dye, gentlemen’s hair-oil and starch, they hit upon a suitable compound which would fuel the indiscriminate, irresponsible movement of someone, forward or back, in time.
Mrs Slocombe’s pussy.
Theoretically, this is who we see.
So Mrs Slocombe’s Pussy will be the only one to know what Mrs Slocombe’s Pussy would see, today, yesterday and tomorrow, and forever.
Well unless you’ve seen “Are you being Served” or “Interstellar” then this will probably make no sense, but who doesn’t like 100 words about a time travelling cat?
The Count Of North Clifton 
Well, I did see them so this works for me!
You are a funny one!
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Thanks mate, what a lovely we my little cat you have
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She is an adorable troublemaker!
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Sorry typos, what a lovely little cat you have!
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Haha! All good my friend.
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A surreal collision of sit-com and sci-fi. Well done!
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Cheers
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There’s a programme mash-up no one knew they needed, but I can see the studio execs pitching the idea now!! 🤣
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Thanks, odd it came to me immediately, I must be ill!
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I wonder whether Mrs Slocombe’s Pussy will stand the test of today’s raised bar of opprobrium. Probably not inclusive enough.
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That brings back fond memories of Mrs Slocombe’s pussy 🙂
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I’m sure young Mr Grace will think they’ve both done very well!
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methinks the cat is lucky to get out of the crazy world they live in. 🙂
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Oh, you meant a cat and time travel… I thought you meant … something different. LOL. So many fond memories of Are You Being Served wrapped up in this one. They don’t make shows like that anymore. Maybe just as well.
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Wouldn’t get past the censors
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Dear Shrawley,
I’m honestly scratching my addled head on this one. It would probably help if I knew the sitcoms of which you write. 😉
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Sitcom was rubbish! Sci film was better! Thx Rochelle
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Good story even if backstory is required to understand. Well done. 🙂
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I’ve never even heard of “Are You Being Served,” but I’ve seen “Interstellar,” and more importantly, of course, I love a story of a time-traveling cat.
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The best type of cat
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I got a charge out of this. I remember seeing some episodes of “Are you being…” on PBS years ago and laughing heartily at it.
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Who can resist a story that contains Mrs Slocombe’s pussy? Not me, that’s for sure.
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I’m a big fan of British comedy. Well maybe not all of it, but I sure remember that one.Talk about double entendre! I’m chuckling now thinking about it. Fawlty Towers is another huge favourite of mine. I could watch episodes of that a million times and still laugh. Your idea of what went on in the closet and the time travelling pussy have me chuckling too.
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I’m seriously stopped. Can’t think of a thing to say that hasn’t already been said 🙂
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