Too many sherries but not enough to make one piss oneself in the finest finery. Today theres been sniggers at woman’s football, tuts at the news berating Suella Braverman and slight intakes of breath at fighting between mens Scottish football teams.

It’s the little things.

But on the positive side, the more surprising side, there will be calls to the doctor regarding hearing, I will be taking her in to the hospital any ear related probing. We had a lovely dinner, in a lovely spot with a screeching young lady next to us, which was really annoying my daughter, amusing my son, and not affecting my Mum at all (who is deaf). She won’t go in a hot tub, and I won’t go in a hot tub in front of my Mum because she hasn’t seen me topless for decades, I suspect, and I’m considerably fatter than last time.