I purchased a domain name and an email to go with the name back in the arse end of July, after several glasses of wine. The details are scribbled in a note book and the password will be slightly embarrassing if I ever have to tell anyone, or if my wife has to read it to an official over the phone; this might only happen if I die, get stuck in a deep hole or am incapacitated, and if I actually set up the damn web site and business, which lets face it is long overdue; its been nearly 10 weeks.

So when someone from the web site setter upperer company called me whilst I was waiting in my car for my son, who was playing rugby after school, I was ready for action and getting the thing sorted.

Well, dear readers, after reading the emails I have received and trying to remember what the bloke on the phone said, i’m sad to say that I have fallen at the first hurdle; page bloody 1, and as a consequence will have to speak to a human tomorrow to sort me out. I’m such a techno idiot, its more passwords and stuff really, but christ, I tried my best, after the earlier suggestion would be that this is all very easy to do and i’m in (not danger, thats the wrong word) but danger of being completely moonstruck with this project. I can see it taking up some of my spare time, but in a good way. I just need a hint as to what the flipping heck I am doing wrong.

Watch this space faithful followers, but I wouldn’t hold your breath. This writer only just realised that not every thing in the Poundshop actually costs £1! The cheek of it all, I got 4 items and expected it to cost £4, what a world we live in today.