For someone so ill (past tense) over these last 5 or 6 days I’ve watched a lot of Cricket, some films, one about a Shark under Paris, can’t remember the name… And far too much politics on Twitter, Sunak seems to be making a dirty protest with words and deeds where ever he goes, and some of his party castigate him, but the ever shrinking Goon platoon still gets wheeled out every morning after the night before to defend the indefensible; yes sand in swimming trunks is a great idea, rubbing ones testicles after chopping Naga chilli is very wise and always leave the window open at night time with the lights on so the house fills up with friendly insects. He’s a real special case this one, the embodiment of a made up man who has no control over how he should use emotion or empathy, like a recently unboxed android or some sort of squeaky clean really boring misfit, I’d say he’s not got many true friends who might hold each others worries, his whole modus operandi seems to be to make extraordinary amounts of money and to stop at nothing to do so. Yep he’s a Prick, with no redeeming qualities, and I hope he loses the election badly, his own seat would be awesome too, is totally humiliated and fucks off to America with his family and they can live in luxury with all the other pretenders and phonies in gated communities.

He’s a real piece of work this one, not as bad as Trump, who is clearly insane and  clearly should be imprisoned, but none the less he’s got that look of utter disdain when people try to point out fucking off early on the D-day commemorations when a large portion of world leaders were there, heads bowed in reverence to the ultimate sacrifice, Sunak had to attend a studio to pre record  a telly interview; and he doesn’t get why people are so pissed off. People probably don’t care as much as they did about D-day, sadly memories fade, and we can argue until we’re blue in the face about wether its true or not, but its his job to be a statesman, its his job to do this sort of stuff wether he likes it or not, and when the whole world is looking its best not to shit in your pants.

In a desperate attempt to  clutch onto power he and his merry chuckle heads are doing the rounds promising to turn no money, waiting lists, shit in the rivers into gold. When instead the rivers run faecal brown and record numbers of folk are using food banks. Time to go I think Sunak. 

And yes, in case you’re wondering, I do feel a little better.