There is definitely absolutely no confusion what so ever as to the value of the proposed pay rise the shitty company I work for is offering. They upped their initial offer from 2% to 2.7% which amounts to an extra coffee a month. Now I’m not saying I deserve more money, but over the last 10 years my salary is now worth 20% less. I can buy 20% less shit than I used to which is why the records are not arriving weekly. My mental musical health is suffering as I struggle to buy peculiar ambient nonsense and feel left behind. Thank fuck Elon Musk has bastardised Twitter so much so that I struggle to connect with the record nerds that I used to. I love you and miss you Record Nerds. It’s comforting to know that Twitter is now worth 1/10 of what he paid for it, which marks him out as a terrible businessman, and a massive twat. Running all the previous tomfoolery, Musk now stands as the chief inspector of the Fun Police: 

“Is there some fun happening here? stop that stop that…”

Yeah, thats for you Musk, who probably smells of unpleasant Jungle Musk and names his pet Anus Gerbil A22RX or some such rubbish. 

So yes, the 2.7%, like a cheap supermarket lager, served warm and in a dirty tea stained mug, needless to say I’ll be refusing the pay in the ballot and then we’ll see what happens. Could be industrial action which would be exciting, but last time we worked to rule, productivity went up!