Friday Fictioneers: Fuck the Penguins

Didn’t manage to get in early today; work and malfunctions prevented my lazy morning and so I arrive with the team slightly tardy, my shoelaces undone. Thanks to Rochelle for holding the fort, lets see what todays tale will bring. So thinking cap on.

On My Marks…

Get Set…

GO!!!

Hand sanitisers crystallised; good for nothing, the board games lent themselves as kindling for the fires.

“Its the revolution”

Self proclaimed King of the World had really done it this time; tariffs and big tech became too big, country clubs and golf courses purged the working members and protected the awful; the classless nouveau.

Heard and McDonald islands were hit by a 10% tariff. The last human visitors there were 10 years previous.

Globally children and families starved were bombed, massacred.

“But the Penguins will Fucking Pay!!”

“More Diet Coke!”

An Orange man sat in a gaudy chair and gazed out over the scorched earth.

There we are 100 words ish based on “Freedom Day” just where do you start?…

11 comments

  1. Hey! I thought this was fiction, Sir Shrawls.

    All jokes aside, isn’t it disconcerting how the whole world is reeling from this maniacal happenings spewing from that PoS…

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    • It’s amazing! He’s wielding ultimate power, he must be so pleased that the whole world is affected by what he’s done, even the tech billionaires whose stocks fell yesterday. It’s what he dreams of, that and fake tan, I bed his bed sheets are disgusting when he gets up

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      • It truly is. Not all amazing things are good. He is doing exactly what he said he would do and yet people are surprised. Gross can’t even begin to say it,

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  2. PERFECTLY PENNED, SHRAWL. I’d like to say so much more but I don’t want anyone knocking on my door and disappearing me. Like Plaridel said, cheeto will be dust. I see his forgotton child was schmoozing out on the g course this weekend.

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