Too much sun and too much Efes, predictably led to the skin of this pink man resembling the outer skin of a pink lady apple. Burnt doesn’t do justice but describes perfectly the aftermath of another awesome boat trip away from Akayaka exploring the coves and crannies of the Gokova Korfezi; south side.

The legally recognised time to crack open the first can when on a pleasure cruise is similar to the same concerning airports, namely as soon as you check your bags in and get through security, in this instance, when about 500m from the starting point. And so it went on; its sometimes hard work having a blast, especially as now due to the inevitable march of time, we’ve got about double the amount of thrill seekers as the younger generation join in with abandon in the pursuit of a hoot. Bags are heavier with cans, lighter when we disembark and prone to mix ups.

That is the nature of things.