This is a good one for today’s FOTD, what a wealth of names: Cuckoo Pint, Soldiers Diddies, Priests Pintle, Cheese and Toast. But don’t be fooled by the prettiness of the berries kids, they are heavily toxic if you eat loads, best bet is to buy fruit from your local farm shop if you are a complete idiot and insist on eating anything that isn’t a blackberry from the hedgerows, especially at the base of the hedge, the dog wee zone.

Stay safe folks.