Here’s the rules for Sammi’s WWP lets see what we can come up with shall we?
An empty biscuit tin, cupboards full of tinned peaches, mandarin oranges. Piles of newspapers. Under the sink; Dot lavatory cleaner.
Poor and alone, probably died in pain. Just his house key in his pocket, on a yellowing plastic fob, not much of a keepsake, not much of a life.
That was rather sad, Shrawls … Nor much to show for his life eh?