Good afternoon folks, in the wake of Mr Trump advocating the use of soup cans to use as projectiles, the world remains, in a state of flux and crazinesss, and yet, in this clusterfuck of madness, Rochelle somehow manages to instil a metaphorical oasis of calm, a safe haven, away from the hurling of tins of Heinz french onions. Thanks also to CE Ayr for the fabulous photo which i’m guessing is somewhere over the rainbow. So without further ado, lets see what nonsense I can plunder today.
On My Marks…
Get Set…
GO!!!
The virus wiped out most of the males, the war that followed had slaughtered the few remaining.
The Unremitting Nuclear winter was illimitable. People who ventured out would phlebotomise, haemorrhaging vital organs.
Lead cladding sheathing the outside of the Gigantic shopping centre had provided a bizarre sanctuary; a chancel to retail and beauty treatments, where women could go about their business and do lunch without the threat off a Grumpy husband in tow whilst the children ran carefree in the Various Historical themed zones.
In a quiet 1930’s coffee shop some ladies discussed the steadily maturing boys with hesitant whispered utterances.
There we are, 100 words on a bizarre uncertain future.
The Count Of North Clifton 
Naughty ladies what lunch
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You’ve done well to manage a bleak laugh out of our dark future world.
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Cheers
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Coffee talk: where do we put their cages?
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Exactly, food is short too…
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are the ladies thinking of having the boys for lunch? i hope not. 🙂
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That’s what I was thinking!!
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What do you say, Mrs. Robinson?? 😉
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Lordy that is a bleak future. Men can get on our nerves but to obliterate them completely? Even I would not want such!
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Lost to the virus then the war, the ladies seemed to have grown used to not having them round. There’s a whole saga here!!
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Indeed! We must make do…
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One way to keep the population down. I guess the remaining males would be very popular. 😀
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There’s all sorts of permutations to this one, in this particular case the women had grown used and fond to life without blokes, spells a pretty short existence unless they kept them captive and purely for breeding… (I’m sure this has been done before, in a film, probably…)
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Pretty hard core! 😀. Sounds a bit like a Marion Zimmer Bradley sci-fi book called Ruins of Isis. Men were kept as slaves. I remember it being an interesting read but that was decades ago.
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Could be it. It could also have been planet of the apes
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Excellent!
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Not for blokes it’s not!!
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🤣🤣 yes, that was my point
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🤣😑!!!
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Feeling grumpy with Hubster so all men are suffering today. Off with their heads!! 🤣
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The thought of going into a shopping centre fills me with horror and sadness, such vacuous places, no interesting individual shops can afford the rents so it’s always generic fashion. I’ll never forgive Worcester for pricing my record shop out of the market
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I feel sorry for those young lads, their minds will be warped by those lecherous women. How is a boy racer to enjoy his sport if the women lock him away – what’s the world coming to?
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This could well happen – nothing surprises me any more!
Here’s mine!
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A dystopian but probable future! If that charlatan comes back to power, I daresay the N button could get pushed.
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Christ the way his health and mind is I wouldn’t be at all surprised!!
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If all that’s left is a shopping centre, I’m kinda glad I’ve haemorrhaged my vital organs 🙂
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Me too, I only need to buy records and can get them on line!
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Why not? Virus, then famine, then a bit of war just to clean up the mess. It will not matter what happens next. Good one, if a bit shadowy.
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Dear Shrawley
Wow. You’ve done it. You made me cringe and laugh at the same time. Well done.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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An interesting take on the picture
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Thanks always trying to be interesting not much point otherwise!!
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Maybe the ladies are thinking about having the boys AFTER lunch? Anyway, yeah, a really bleak and bizarre future.
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Well some day the women would need to “see – men” ,,, otherwise there would be no more childern.
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