There’s the rules, let’s crack on.

4 months solitude boiled his piss; furrowed brows, vertical and horizontal, a tendency to drink far more than was deemed sociable, laziness, the bins, the cleaning, cooking late and waking early to circumvent his new boss, eye-bags and empathy apathy.

It was apparent that Passive Covid was very much a thing, having it was bad, and not having it kicked the can down the road, as it clattered noisily around his cranium; his behaviour was becoming Wayward.