It’s Wednesday, and this time I’m on it… for the forst time in about 3 months, I’m possibly on time and am willing to give my time to you the wonderful band of scribblers under the watchful eye of the supremely leaderish leader Rochelle. This weeks picture from which I have to cobble together some sort of Narrative is provided by Russell Gayer. Its a good picture but it doesn’t necessarily follow that the prose will be anything to write home about…
On My Marks…
Get Set …
GO!!!
The Idea was to form a gang to solve mysteries and such like in and around Toppletown.
Population was around 7000, so statistically enough to harbour a murderer, a couple of non discriminatory rapists (male or female), a score of burglars, double the number in petty thieves and plenty of fraudsters due to the wonky pavements and unfulfilled aspirations.
The Priest gave them the van, telling them it needed a really, really disinfectant type clean after the crazy roadshows of the 80’s; before they tackle the local crime.
“Catch the bastards. We don’t want DNA tests to be compromised” said the priest.
100 words on whatever it is you imagine it to be, lets face it the Catholic Church haven’t covered themselves in glory in the past. This came out of nowhere and I hope it makes sense.
The Count Of North Clifton 
A gang to solve crimes. There’s a kind of poetic justice about that
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A nice gang, like in Scooby Doo!
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I’m not sure I trust the Catholic Church, or any religion or that matter, to solve crimes. The cover for their own.
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**they
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**for
Must read before I hit send haha
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Ha! I do it all the time, thanks for reading.
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I can understand why they don’t want any DNA evidence. 😛
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Good luck with that then. 😦
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It’s about time the Church took responsibility for it’s crimes. Let’s hope the gang tracks down the Church’s miscreants, too.
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Lets hope so, theres so many unsolved past awful stories within the church.
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Sounds like a friendly place! Good story.
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Thanks for reading
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My pleasure.
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What’s the Priest hiding that he wants the van disinfected???
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Who knows, but theres some nasty priests out there
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Vigilantes lead by a priest… what could possibly go wrong?
My kids call all white vans “pedo vans” as it seems to be the vehicle of choice for picking up errant children…
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As opposed to yellow vans which they take you away if you’re to be sectioned, thats what my Mum told me anyway!
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Haba! Oh dear!!
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That priest must have a lot to hide.
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I was thinking of visiting Toppletown! Change of plan.
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Dear Shrawley,
Perhaps the priest has something to hide? Sizeable little town that.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Remove all traces of the priests’ crimes. Creative spin on the image.
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A gang of priests to solve crimes? Nice touch.
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I don’t usually read through all the comments before adding my own, but today I did. There’s a definite theme there of mistrust. I guess we really do reap what we sow.
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Bless you for reading, it always pleases me when I hear from you! Dom
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Well, thank you!
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