I shall endeavour to explain, as to why I have been absent for much of the time recently. The constant lying and accusations, bad decisions and sneering, extreme ignorance and a total lack of empathy, from pretty much everyone in charge has has the effect of turning me into a news junkie. Hopeful to see the so called Prime Minister be pushed onto his sword, but he just seems to go on and on and on, like some awful impotent game of Eton soggy biscuit with half the members of the cabinet with their trousers down and the other half engaging in some hideous game of Political Bukkake with Mad, Bad Nads as the Fluffer. This refusal to accept any untruths are actually that by using the tactic of simply saying “No, No, No” and “Its time to move on” or “That is incorrect”.

Who the fuck is falling for all this empty unicorn shit rhetoric, surely 30%, 40% whatever can’t be swallowing this Semanic dribble (scute the poor pun) I mean there’s a fair few idiots and many traditional tories out there I’m sure, but we can all see that this shit is real can’t we? I mean come on. We are definitely not walking into this ambrosial utopia, worthy of Xanadu; no,  we are stumbling into a wooded dogging site next to a yard where they burn pallets. The problem is we are trapped, we want to run away but Brexit has stopped that. Our wages are kept low,  so we cant run away. Unions are demonised, labour are blamed for everything when they’ve had only the opposition side to effect any change. The Tories have been calling the shots for 12 years now and everything, everything we see before us is due to them. It’s got to be, hasn’t it? 

And another thing. Covid has reared its ugly head, this time to scupper some of our plans, and I thought it didn’t exist any more, or at least that’s what I’ve been told. Turns out that even if you don’t test for the virus, shhh…this may surprise you… it still exists, like some sort of “Dark Covid”.  Scientists, like the health secretary and the prime minister of Science, have told us that it may exist, but its never been found as the Pandemic is officially over! And in the mean time our dear friends from NZ have come over here for 2 months to sample our proud nationalistic customs of shouting at desperate people turning up in dinghies on Britains South Eastern Shores, Throwing billions of pounds at the Royal Family when they’ve already got Billions I’m pretty sure and seeing if we can set up food banks quicker than Aldi and Lidl are throwing up shops. Once again the rules for Covid, especially Dark Covid are probably either;  stay inside for 5 days, or just ignore it and it’ll be someone else’s problem and then the amount of confirmed cases would be lower.

“Coming out of the Pandemic, Socking it to Covid, Getting Bondage Done (slightly different meaning to Mad Nad’s version) Slavery and Servitude of the British People, the “Working Man” snared in the system. I’m sure back in Tory Central office the leather studded sofas are wiped down each night by low paid and low respected cleaners as Rees Mogg towels himself down with his “Raggy” before going up to Bedfordshire. 

So I’m definitely going to listen to more music during the daytime, i’ll spend more time pottering in the garden, and will hope they lose the local elections tonight, and after that I will not listen to politics again, or for a while.