Rochelle, it’s another Wednesday and I have an online course to do for work which is due to last for 4 hours!!! So I’m wondering if I’ll get a chance to scribble a FF before 1:30pm… Let’s see, thanks to your good self for the photo, looks like you’re on a rural stake out! Lets see what happens.
On My Marks…
Get Set…
GO!!!
Punzel’s Vertigo and hypochondria was proving no help at all so our heroes (remember them?) decided to break cover to cross the border into Nonsense-land post cold-snap.
Along the low post and stockwire non-electrified unthreatening border fence grew weeds providing spring and summer hiding places for Turnip-Hedge-Vodka; the standard waiting-beverage for border bunkers.
There were no guards; it all dated back to when Candlestick-Jack had to leap to safety after the great Ruminant Alopecia Incident led to a shortage of lanolin and threatened his livelihood.
So they drunk Turnip-Hedge-Vodka and luxuriated in the evening sunshine.
There we are folks, a tense time for our escapees, who we leave drinking Vodka in the hedge… What could possibly go wrong… 100 words of utter tripe.
The Count Of North Clifton 
Utterly enjoyable tripe, I say! So… why do I feel turnip hedge vodka must taste like rotgut – but it doesn’t matter after the first few glugs?
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Hold your nose and think of Brexit, it’s worse than that
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Oh dear…
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By the time retribition arrives, they’ll be three sheets to the wind
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Agreed, but the adventure doesn’t end here…
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Dear Shrawley,
Vertigo is a disadvantage when you live in an ivory tower. 😉 Fun stuff. Hope the course goes well…or day I say, “stay the course”?
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Thanks Rochelle, the course went! And I’m still here so not all bad depending on which side of the fence you’re on I suppose!!
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Another enjoyable trip into their delirious adventure, and your delirious mind!
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they better watch out. drinking themselves into a stupor would make them unable to cross the border.
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They’re fine as long as they found the booze, the rest is moot.
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A delightful romp. I initially read luxuriated as luxurinated, something they’ll probably have to do as the evening wears on!
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That’s so funny! I may well use that next time… a posh piss!!
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Made me smile thanks 😅and I haven’t even had any Turnip-hedge vodka 😄
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What a trip this was! Great fun read.
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Thanks! Tune in for next weeks escapade! Who knows what’s in line for our heroes…
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What a wonderfully entertaining romp! That turnip hedge vodka sounds like it saved the day!
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A perfect way to enjoy the evening sunshine. I hope their morning after doesn’t bring regrets. Fun story.
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Stay tuned for next weeks misadventures…
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Great that they were non-electrified fences!
Enjoy the drinks 🙂
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