Friday Fictioneers: Trapped

Isn’t presenting infront of your peers awful? In Cardiff, having to wear a jumper because my t-shirt said FCKPTN (add vowels) and may well get me into trouble with the Work police. Anyway, no such issues here, i can wear what I want, and it’s all down to the fantastic rules and regs laid down by the wonderful Rochelle. Yes I’m back and it’s time to make up some guff and pass it off as amusing literature! Photo this week provided by Peter Abbey, nice one Peter, best crack on then.

On My Marks…

Get Set…

GO!!!

The Gastropod episode had freaked out Goldie and RR-Hood, the readers (who thought it was somewhere fancy to eat) and “thecountofnorthclifton”, (who was “writing” the damn thing).

Our story moves onwards; to a pier projecting into the Irish Sea, a small crowd are gathered listening to a Pestiferous Party-line Posh Prick Pontificating in a Pinstripe , Billycok hat and a pair of clown shoes about how trade will occur using hundreds of hovercraft across a border of millions of multicoloured foam woggles.

“Am I still drunk?” asked Goldie.

“This place is fucking bonkers, lets go to Europe”

3 months later they were back; sulking, plotting.

And that is Brexit in a Nutshell or in 100 words anyway. Imposing sanctions on our own people. Makes me V cross.

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    • No, Brexit, which was voted for by the British has prevented the British from being in Europe for more than 3 months at a time every 6 months. A lot of folk who have holiday homes in Europe voted to leave the European Union thinking they will “Get their Sovereignty” back, turns out they cant stay in their retirement villas for longer than 3 months every 6. Idiots. My Kids can’t go inter railing in Europe for more than 3 months and they cant just get a job in a bar in Greece any more. So returning to this place is forced if in Europe. We have placed sanctions upon ourselves, which is nice…

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  1. Sometimes I really think that the only people who run for public office are ALL a bunch of nutters! Our present President pontificates perpetually, pointlessly, and pitifully.

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  2. I don’t much about what’s going on there with Brexit, Ireland, EU, et al, but I do know if the govt opens its mouth it’s lying. E’erbody gonna get their cut except for the people themselves 😦

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