Rochelle think I may have missed a week, maybe not last week or the week before but possibly for a few weeks before that. I haven’t got an index or contents in my blog so buggered if I can be bothered to find out, but the important thing is that you’re still here; I am too, returned from wherever I was. So the idea, as if none of you realised, is to write a 100 word thing based on the picture below, provided by David Stewart, so fill your boots, there are no rules, apart from the 100 word one! Anyway, best get on.
On My Marks…
Get Set…
GO!!!
Den and Jill moved from one dump to another, year after year, the relationship tarnished and the decoration was always underwhelming.
The new flat in Corby was larger, on the 7th floor with a view of the steel works, obstructed by architectural metal caging which “protected” the building and caught flyaway plastic Safeway bags.
Jill took care to forward certain packages to the new place, and notified Den’s wretched erratic monkey dusted sister, Tina, he’d gone on holiday.
Neighbours reported a hideous smell emanating from the Corby flat; the boxed body parts decomposing.
On the beach, Jill ordered another Daiquiri.
There we are, 100 on words on how to dispose of your partner when moving to Corby… Enjoy
The Count Of North Clifton 
I think I may have spotted a flaw in her otherwise perfect crime
LikeLike
Yikes! That’s hardly subtle.
LikeLike
Now that is one way to separate. I also just figured out what your banner is: a variety of celosia, yes?
LikeLiked by 1 person
Im really not too sure what the plant was, but it was pretty !!
LikeLiked by 1 person
She’s a cool customer. I guess a girl can only take so much bad interior design.
LikeLike
Better enjoy the daiquiri now…I don’t think she’ll be getting many more of them when the cops track her down!
LikeLike
Not a metaphor for poor old Corby, I hope.
I think I might have seen that building. Now also flying Lidl bags.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Spine chilling. But I wonder if Jill will spend the rest of her years behind bars.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Cocktail beach bars probably more like…???
LikeLike
Dear Shrawley,
I’d say the relationship had gone beyond tarnished. Eeeew to the decomposing body parts.
Shalom,
Rochelle
LikeLike
I assume that beach is as far away from Corby as she can get. Good twist.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Id say at least 70 miles away, although probably out of the country…
LikeLiked by 1 person
Alrighty then. Bottoms up!
LikeLike