Well the fun never stops over the pond. Trump is really doing whatever he wants to when he wakes up in the morning, taking inspiration from his fever dreams, thank God Rochelle keeps this little corner of the internet for the saner of us to spill our subconscious literary beans. So 100 words based on the photo taken by Roger Bultot, a bridge of some sort, which I should probably recognise… Ham Bridge over the Teme I wonder?Anyway enough of this nonsense,

On My Marks…

Get Set…

GO!!!

The contra-parish pork-pie trade war between Clifton and Martley had been bubbling under for months, Martley shop held the monopoly on Butcheress produced Meat based snacks whilst Clifton floundered in a bleak cacophony of Happy-Shopper noodles and processed ham.

SuperMike took over, the Butcheress signed a favourable agreement and the pies rained down on Clifton like sweet meat.

Meat snack buyers; tradesmen and solicitors alike rushed to Clifton en-route to work, money spent, a meatrush ensued and the greed of the Cliftonites led to Ham Bridge being destroyed.

Communication between Clifton and Martley ceased, 

“Until Meat Freezes over”

There we are 100 words on the war of the village shops.