Friday Fictioneers: Brown all the Time

Rochelle, it’s been a while. Selling my Mums house, having a best mate being diagnosed with a terrible shit of a disease and Mrs T being away in Australia have led to a certain mental malaise descending over the Count like a blanket of despair. But the only way out of it might be to try to write something pithy about this photo submitted by Roger Bultot; 100 words, a beginning, middle and end would be the way of the traditionalist, lets see what comes out in the following stream of consciousness. So…

On My Marks…

Get Set…

GO!!!

“Why the hell is everything Brown?” he cursed through his coffee.

“Spectacles, furniture. Christ I’m spending my life looking through brown glasses at something that is brown only to snort something invisible from a smooth white plastic nasal applicator.”

“Where’s all the fucking colour? Huh?”

Looking around, the plants seemed vaguely green, the pictures amorphous, the spotlights visually muffled somehow.

“What is wrong with this carpet anyway?” he swore looking over his shoulder towards the front door.

He squinted, sliding his Specs on.

“Goddam same thing every goddam day!”

There we go, 100 words written about a man seeing things through brown tinted glasses.

19 comments

  1. Dear Shrawley,

    Sounds like he needs some rose colored specs. Poor guy. And it sounds like you’ve had quite a time of things. Hope all is looking up on your side of the pond.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

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