Friday Fictioneers: Orangecu*tbinbagman

Its been a long time and everything seems to have changed on here; I can’t even remember what links are called and how they all work, working it all out is now too much for my brain to comprehend so I’ve turned to Rochelle and the FF crew (who I assume are still functioning human beings and not A1’s (as my Mum would call them)) I think I used to be proficient at this so lets give it a go again.

100 words with some sort of narrative comprising a beginning, a middle and an end to all of this nonsense .

Lets give it a go in the retro styleee,

On my marks…

Get set…

GO!!!

“Remember the wall, the beautiful wall? Many people said it was the most beautiful and strongest wall ever built by any man… And I built it.”

“There was the rocket man, the computer man, the newspaperman and the fixer, remember the fixer? he’s dead now, won’t be saying anything now, real estate and golf on the coast is booming, I’m making so much money, vandals and terrorists attempt to corrupt our economy, country; terrible people.”

Outside the compound, the Orangecuntbinbagman had no idea. Green shoots blossomed into pollen rich flowers where tolerant societies regrew and love reigned supreme.

Fuck Trump

My take on what’s happening, its a fucking shit show and the idiots who would rather a Paedophile be in charge than admitting they were wrong should be ashamed of them selves, AND I live in England and shouldn’t care, but he’s such a despicable man, I can’t bear it.

5 comments

  1. Hear! Hear! Orangecuntbingbagman (missing an “n” in your title šŸ˜‰ ) is a vile piece of shit. As a Canadian, I must thank him for giving us a reason to grow some serious balls…

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