It’s another story of exactly 100 words, tried funny but ended up a bit sad, Oh well! There words are not part of the story!
The Good King had misread the signs he was getting from Stephen, and the feast of largely meat and red wine was rejected due to Stephen eating only what falls from the tree.
Some say living with a Teetotaller Fruitarian was awful, as Jack Spratt attested after his wife found eating lean was no longer for her.
Heartbroken, he changed his name to ordinary Mr Wenceslas, and moved away from the mountains to Wisbech in the Fens.
Now on the anniversary of The Feast of Stephen he looks out over the Jenkins’ apple orchard; and thinks of Stephen.