Thanks to Yvette Prior for the photo prompt this week, doesn’t look dissimilar to my student flat many years ago!
Mr Dumpty fell in to a deep depression after his accident, and after seeking professional medical attention found himself fixed but unable to work, signing on weekly at the labour exchange.
The Kings horses and men came to visit during his convalescence and were not at all surprised to find him indulging in his new two favourite pastimes; smoking and masturbation whilst watching Heartbeat and reruns of Countryfile on day time television.
“Just goes to show the egg came first” joked the kings men
“Always was a rotten egg” they added.
“Eggsactly” they chuckled as they left his flat.
99 Words this week! Sorry its late, I’m in Bulgaria, its hot and the beer is interrupting my flow