This is my second ever effort, I’m sure i’d loathe to visit Roswell, looks awfully tacky. It’s not on my list of things to do!!
“But I don’t understand why we need to put our phone number on it?”
“So people can ask us to come and show us the site, Dumbass”
“Well, isn’t this the site?”
“Yes it is, yes indeed”
They looked out over the desolate horizon together, and then looked back at each other.
“It’s shite isn’t it?”
“Absolutely, we shouldn’t have used the red, the “tours” should be blue to match the sky”