This is the first time I’ve done this, so called, Fibbing Friday, looks like a laugh and a chance to talk even more bollocks than I usually do, here’s the rules:

What would Friday be without a chance to fib?

Come up with the best whoppers you can to the following questions and share them with the world 🙂

Today’s questions:

1. What is in your left shoe? A small bag of powdered unicorn horn; a very powerful aphrodisiac and enough for two; I’m on a date tonight.
2. What did the tooth fairy leave you on their last visit? 1000 Italian Lira, absolutely no use to anyone
3. What is your favourite soup? Soup-erman
4. What goes best with chocolate cake? Chocolate Hake (you heard right, it’s a fish)
5. What is the strangest thing you have found in your yard? A tiny little man selling home made dandelion tea.
6. What is the moon made out of? A gigantic swarm of Lunar bees, that’s why it buzzes when you approach it.
7. What is the real reason Pluto is not a planet? Because the sky is a massive fresco, and we are living inside the earth, theres no such thing as planets, its a conspiracy dreamt up by so called Boffins.
8. Why do rabbits hop instead of walk? A terrible history of hereditory arthritis in the family
9. Where was the last place you lost your car? The Casino in Clithero.
10. What was the last thing you borrowed? My Dog’s tracksuit
11. What is the black pearl? A Red Telephone
12. Twilight wasn’t about vampires, what was it really about?
13. Cats and dogs really don’t hate each other, what do they do when we’re not looking? They take off their furry tracksuits and on Tuesday they usually have an orgy.
14. What do fish do all day in their tanks? Hold their breath
15. What are stars saying when they twinkle? “ow, ow, ow, ow ow….” I believe it hurts to twinkle