Hello mentalists, and hello to our esteemed leader Super Rochelle who through toil and hard work keeps this crazy trip going and, on this day, has used her own photo; so double pat on the back for you my dear! Looks like I’ll be writing this on Friday, call me a traditionalist why don’t you?
An empty swimming pool eh?
Right this will call for some evasive action. So…
One my marks…
The unicorn beating lion, was quietly working as a pool attendant until the super volcano exploded in Yellowstone filling the atmosphere with ash and unbearable heat.
The oceans boiling and rising, and the last remaining iceberg was towed down the Humber Estuary to the swimming pool overseen by the lion.
“Don’t turn the heating on” were the instructions as the iceberg sat in the pool, “Keep it cold”
The lion was confident in his new job, he’d looked after the pool for years as the phrase goes; “What could possibly go Wrong?”
Monday morning, the pool overflowed, the iceberg gone.
There we go, a cautionary tale, i’m relatively pleased with my self.