Hello Sammi only the third time for me over 2 years of this blogging malarkey, i need to get involved, heres my effort, a true story to boot

This month I’ve had a blood test for arthritis, an eye test because it was free, turns out i’ve a dent on the inside of my left eye, who knew? No one would ever know that, until they chop me up and inspect the inside of my eyes. I took a free hearing test, turns out i’m only selectively deaf.

I’ve no glaucoma, i’ve no diabetes my life’s longevity is assured, until my next paranoid drama.