Daft as a brush and with a temperament to match, this is Benny, coming upto his third birthday in March, which coincidentally is exactly the same as Mrs T’s. This year whilst Benny is 3, Mrs T is significantly older, 16.66667 times older to be candid.

We’re not here for Benny’s birthday, he’s a dog and won’t realise, My little Bro is coming to baby site the house and kids, and to a certain extent Benny. All he wants is walks, Mrs T is slightly more demanding, just a trip to Morocco with all that entails. Any ideas greatly received.