The toilet roll riots of March 2020
Its 8pm, the aisle is empty save for a pile of the Daily Mail where the toilet paper should be.
“Use This” the simple instruction.
The rightwing media seems to have perplexed many folks into believing that Covid 19 is a virus of the anus and intestines.
Here’s the thing; you’re not going to shit yourself to death but at least you can sell loo roll on eBay to inconvenience the folk who need to poo daily.
I hope your toilets back up and you slip on somebody else’s faeces