Stay at, stay at, stay at HOME, Say at HOME, stay at HOME.

Stay at, stay at, stay at HOME, Silver shamrock.

The Camptown races do their thing, Stay at HOME, stay at HOME,

They really, really do their thing, Silver Shamrock.

It doesn’t take a genius to work out that staying where you keep your towels and underpants will keep you away from the ***** (insert appropriate 4 letter word here) who are spreading this awfulness, this Pox, so do us all a favour and 

STAY AT HOME, 

Unless you need whisky and ginger and you’re my Dad in which case Waitrose is fine. FFS!!!

I could’t think of anything else to write.

There we are, 112 words, which was my number at school, 35 years ago.