Weekend Writing Prompt #161

If I wanted fizzy orange I would ask a dog to fart in a bottle of cordial, such is my distaste for the drink.

The same can be said for my obdurate views on Champagne, Prosecco or Cava, whilst I sip it smoothly in a slim glass, oozing sophistication standing in a cow shit filled field.

That’s a “No” for festivals and wine with bubbles. Please don’t try to kid a kidder.

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