If I wanted fizzy orange I would ask a dog to fart in a bottle of cordial, such is my distaste for the drink.
The same can be said for my obdurate views on Champagne, Prosecco or Cava, whilst I sip it smoothly in a slim glass, oozing sophistication standing in a cow shit filled field.
That’s a “No” for festivals and wine with bubbles. Please don’t try to kid a kidder.
The Count Of North Clifton 
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ah, I think I know some people who are this way … and I usually let them be, and go hang out with those who are less set in their ways … 😉 Well done!
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Alrighty then… how about a nice IPA?
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I drank snakebite last night, I’m 48 for Christ’s sake!!
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Hahaha! There’s an age limit to drinking shite?
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As a result I feel poor
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I feel your pain. Although despite having bourbon and beer last night, I was smarter than usual and actually do not feel poor… 😉
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