Not sure whats up with me, lethargic, directionless and depressed by the state of things since Brexit and Covid. The future looks bleak under this bunch of self serving egomaniacs who are in charge but only in name; they haven’t got a clue what they’re doing. Anyway sorry about missing last week, Rochelle, for the previous reasons. Well done and a gold star to Liz Young for this Golden Elevator in what is presumably a very snazzy hotel or conference centre. I’ll get my thinking cap on and…
On My Marks…
Get Set…
GO!!!
At the Annual Bovine Moo-ting, held in Moscow, in the HoneyMoo-n Suite, one of the items on the agenda was Climate Change.
Humans had Moo-ted that the Cloven Hooved Bovinaes may be more than partially responsible for the increasing temperatures due to their enormous fondness of Flatulence and Eructation. Their Porcine friends and the Ovis-Aries were also being held to account.
All this despite Homo-sapiens fondness for fizzy drinks, preserved meat, belching and farting themselves.
The Irony wasn’t lost to the delegates of the lack of CO2 for packing meat, despite escalating atmospheric volumes.
“Keep on Farting Team” emphasised the Chaircow.
There we are 100 words on my take of the state of the world with shortages of CO2 when there’s huge amounts being pumped into the atmosphere.
The Count Of North Clifton 
A well-spotted irony there. More CO2 and less CO2
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Dear Shrawley,
We have seen the enemy and he is us. Moo-ving story. Simply bovine. Milk it for everything it’s worth. 😉
Shalom,
Rochelle
PS the world is in a mell of a hess. No argument there.
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A mell of a Hess!! Love it
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The person who can invent the machine that takes the bad CO2 out the atmosphere and channels it into food production is going to make a fortune…
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im working on it
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Wonderfully and ironically done, Shrawls!
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Ha, ha, preciously funny. Thanks.
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Thanks so much
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Thanks Dale, enjoyed this one
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Maybe cows could take charge? 1984 didn’t work out too well for the pigs
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This is 2021, evolution has moo-ved on since then!!
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Laughing all the way, in spite of the serious underlying issues 🙂
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Thanks so much, I enjoyed this one!
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Moo-ving take on the image, Shrawl. Feel better soon!
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Cheers, getting there slowly, just sometimes feeling a bit flat with it all. As we all are I’m sure
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Cheers, and I hear you.
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Great take on the prompt! Love it.
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Thanks so much
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Haha! Reminded me of Animal Farm.
pax,
dora
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Pax indeed! Thanks mate
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Hilarious, and clever. Good work!
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Wow! High praise indeed, thanks so much, I enjoyed it!
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Great play with words and irony. What a unique take.
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Well life would be seriously tedious were we all to be writing the same! Thanks for reading
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An a-moo-zing take on what seems to be a serious problem! All together now – keep on farting, keep on hiding…
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Cheers!
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Great humour and Spot on.
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Very cleverly done! =)
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