Travelling Homeopath; Doctor Foster has revealed that his trip to Gloucester very nearly finished his career, having to cancel all orders of what was a booming Quasi Medical Herbalistic Pyramid scheme due to the well documented floods of 2007.
Speaking from a cage in neighbouring Herefordshire he said,
“Since I’ve had to relocate and reinvent myself, people are much more accepting of Homeopathic Clowns, the children parties provide an unexpected financial bonus, although some of the kids are little bastards.”
Winking, he whispered
“There’s so many new age shops around here, its worth the occasional mishap, I’m making a fucking killing!”
Boom!! 100 words!