How many more mushrooms can I post I wonder? For those of you who think, Oh its just another mushroom, a death cap I think this one is called, then I’ve got news for you all.
Stormy Daniels was again in the British Press today after revealing all in her new kiss and tell book which dramatically is called “Full Disclosure”
It seems she has much to criticise Trump for;
…”The least impressive sex she’s ever had… but he clearly didn’t share that opinion”
…”Trump’s penis is smaller than average, but not freakishly small. He knows that he has an unusual penis, it has a huge mushroom head; like a toadstool” Ms Daniels continues, “I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart”
Anyway the photo of the Death Cap, (dubious fact of the day) was taken way before I had time to read the Stormy Daniels piece in the paper. What? Do you think I just sit down all day reading the newspaper and staring wistfully into space while I contemplate what the hell I am going to write today? Think again genius.
I read the piece and thought of the mushroom which I may well rename to the Trump Bell End Cap, its got a nice ring to it…
Ha! Yeti Pubes!