Thanks to Dawn M. Miller for the wonderful photo, what a lovely spot. I’ve got a feeling the story isn’t going to be so tranquil!
Thanks to Rochelle for sorting this out, week after week, this one I feel is going to be particularly awful; I had a shameful thought on the way to Malvern which I hope will translate!!
Previously practicing autofellatio officianado, Little Boy Blue, found his shepherding contract terminated after being caught in a compromising position on a haystack by Bo-Peep.
She was shocked and thrilled in equal measures as his horn blowing was legendary and came highly recommended, perfect to shepherd her wayward flock; but she was beginning to think she had the wrong end of the crook.
Packing his bags and dusting off his horn, he set off, determined to forge himself a new career in the sex industry, following the railway towards Rhyl, which was, after all, like his mind;
One track and Dirty.
There we are Friday Fictioneering Fellows, its 100 words of pure unadulterated filth, or not, depending on which way you wish to interpret it. Actually thats a lie, it is filth, sorry for any offence caused. Hope you enjoy it!!
You are soooooo bad!
Love it!!
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I think number 42 is my best score though, and I believe is the answer to life, the universe and everything!!
Am I number 42 or have I not been concentrating?!
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Yessiree! Having read the book, I know from what you speak…
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In the words of Tom Lehrer. “smut! I’m a market they can’t glut”
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Thanks! I think!!
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He was very focused on his business, for sure.
And since I have the sense of humor of a hormonal teenage boy, I keep on giggling at the phrase “autofellatio officianado”.
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Ha me too, I’m going to try and use that phrase in my meeting at work today!!
Thanks for reading, if you like this one you may like my past efforts, there ion my site and based on children characters and where they are now!
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Now I know there is a sub text to all those naughty nursery tales from the cradle.
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Yes there is, it’s all a load of smoke and mirrors!
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Delightfully wicked one track dirty story – unlike SouthWest trains, the laughs arrived right on time!. “His horn-blowing was legendary.” Well, he certainly blew Bo-Peep away, in spite of herself 🙂
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Cheers Jilly, lovely comment!
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Ooh, I say 🙂
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Well, what a saucy tale – clever use of innuendo ! Which sounds like a rude word in itself !! Like the comparison between the railway towards Ryll & his mind – one track & dirty. Most inventive.
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Rhyl – must take a holiday there some time!! 🙂
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This is deliciously naughty and all the better for it! Great.
Click to read my FriFic tale!
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I read the first sentence and went “Daaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnng!” LOL, I was deeply amused by the smut. May Little Boy Blue not have to suffer from any blue appendages and go on to have a fruitful career.
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I’m glad I made you go Daaaaaaannnnnng! That’s a good reaction I’d say! Thanks for reading, my other FF are not as smutty but hopefully funny
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I’d never heard of Rhyl before, but still appreciate the pun.
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will he be able rise to the occasion? that’s the question. 🙂
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I imagine so, if its to be his profession and chosen career!!
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Good luck to him! Great write.
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Dear Shrawley,
I’m so late getting around this week…I apologize for my tardiness.
Little Boy Blue always seemed so innocent. Guess those are the types you really have to watch, aren’t they? As always your story is gobsmacking fun.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Rude awakening. Rather a nice way to start the day..
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Brilliant that was the aim!!
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Sounds like being on the wrong track is just right this time 🙂
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His chosen industry had better watch out, it sounds like he is a bit of a handful
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