What goes best on baked potatoes? Baked potasocks

Pepsi isn’t soda pop, what is it really? A cult or a fizzy drink (English translation)

Where is your dream vacation? Kayaking with Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un

Santa Claus is getting really old and forgetful, instead of presents what did he leave? He didn’t leave

What is lurking under your couch cushion? Jedwood

Why are zombies the only thing that eats brains? They’re always last at the buffet

Why do people drive big trucks? To compensate

What do pets do at night? Put up shelves

What is a cockle shell? The worlds largest Fish oil company

What is kept in the Tower of London? Jacob Rees Mogg

Why did London Bridge fall down? Lack of parental support

What is at the bottom of the wishing well?  Shattered deluded dreams and a fortune in pennies

What lives in the sewers? Sue

Who steals the little things that goes missing in your house? The gang living behind the lego fire station

What two movies belong together in a mashed movie? 20000 leagues under John Malkovich

What does M.A.S.H. stand for? Masterful Animals Stroke Humans

What happens at midnight in a graveyard? You take your camel to bed