Only the second time doing this, it’s late, I’m tired and probably should know better. As it is I thought I’d have a go at Fibbing Friday before bed.
It’s Fibday again! So, put on your thinking caps and come up with the best fib you can to this week’s questions:
What goes best on baked potatoes? Baked potasocks
Pepsi isn’t soda pop, what is it really? A cult or a fizzy drink (English translation)
Where is your dream vacation? Kayaking with Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un
Santa Claus is getting really old and forgetful, instead of presents what did he leave? He didn’t leave
What is lurking under your couch cushion? Jedwood
Why are zombies the only thing that eats brains? They’re always last at the buffet
Why do people drive big trucks? To compensate
What do pets do at night? Put up shelves
What is a cockle shell? The worlds largest Fish oil company
What is kept in the Tower of London? Jacob Rees Mogg
Why did London Bridge fall down? Lack of parental support
What is at the bottom of the wishing well? Shattered deluded dreams and a fortune in pennies
What lives in the sewers? Sue
Who steals the little things that goes missing in your house? The gang living behind the lego fire station
What two movies belong together in a mashed movie? 20000 leagues under John Malkovich
What does M.A.S.H. stand for? Masterful Animals Stroke Humans
What happens at midnight in a graveyard? You take your camel to bed
Great answers!
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Thanks, it’s not easy is it?
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They’re great fun. Just don’t think too much about the question lol
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What is a meteor shower. …. A world cleansing agent!
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Enjoyed your answers! 😀
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Thanks, the thing i really enjoy is the friday fictioneers, they post a photo prompt and you have to write 100 words about it, I always try to bastardise some old fairy tales or kids stories as to where they are now, it rarely ands well!
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As long as it ends with a blast! (Bastardized pastiches of rehashed oldies are my favourite fairy tales by the way ;))
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