One day, I swear one day i’ll be quick out of the blocks for this lovely weekly pastime, but once again, despite having the week off and little better to do, I’ve failed to get it done early!
Thanks to Rochelle for keeping this ship afloat in the choppy viral waters, and with a photo provided by your good self too, is there no end to this lady’s talents? Rochelle for leader of the world. Without further ado…
On My Marks…
Get Set…
GO!!!
Chaotically coming out of lockdown and making Britain Great again by promoting the economic recovery through the process of drinking shedloads outside pubs on the streets, getting your hair cut and queuing for the “Drivethru”at KFC was an interesting theory.
The test-tube cocktail company had gone into overdrive making mojitos and Sex-on-the-Beach in gulp size chasers, given away free with your first pint at Witherspoons.
Boozing was Booming as was the A&E department. Unfortunately the labs searching for a vaccine were having to make do with what they could find at recently deserted art shops due to global test-tube shortages.
100 words on the state of the nation, it’s a sad state of affairs from where i’ve drunkenly fallen.
The Count Of North Clifton 
A global test tube shortage will have wide ranging ramifications; test tube babies for one, the population will decline at an alarming rate as non contact sex become the new normal.
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There’s a sequel there!!
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An acid little story. At least they’re telling us not to buy surgical masks
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A real thing in your neck of the woods, test tube cocktails? Strange state of affairs!
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It’s all okay, you can get a discount Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday, paid for by the government, to eat out and catch Covid… And while your at it, can you take your Boris back please, we didn’t vote for him up here, but he keeps popping up pretending to think we like him.
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These are indeed fine old times. 😦
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Dear Shrawley,
The alcohol business has been booming on this side of the pond as well. Shot glasses, test tubes, high-heeled shoes…;) Good one.
Shalom and L’chaim,
Rochelle
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Thanks Rochelle, everyone is drinking to forget it seems!
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LOL. I think in the midst of all of this if all we can do is laugh, at least we can still do that. (Here’s hoping we can do better though!) Well written.
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Thanks , yep if you didn’t laugh there’d be no point to it all. Cheers for reading and commenting
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Bit doom and gloomy this week, makes me glad I’m basking in Mediterranean sunshine.
At least you made the Top 50!
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Where in the Med?
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As insane as times are, if one sits back without emotions it’s amusing. It’s almost as if they want us to get sick… and die…
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Almost?
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Well, you got it done anyway. Good one. I enjoyed it.
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Booze makes this crazy time bearable… 😉
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Excellent modern version of, “Eat, drink, and be merry….” Great (tragic) fun, Shrawl.
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