I’m on a lockdown holiday, Tiers 1 and 2 are juggling for position, Tier 1 (normal) is easy to understand, but tier 2 is massively strained, life is going down the pan, even though I stand in York and the alleyways that pass for something remotely magical, a la Harry Bloody Potter (good it’s got the nation reading, bad that it includes the adults). Rochelle is our leader in flash fiction and so for that I think we have to be grateful, J Hardy Carroll has provided the photo, lets see how the minister copes with the prose…
On My Marks…
Get Set…
GO!!!
Approaching the customs officer, they both realised their situation and begged their leave to go and flush out their systems, clean up their hand luggage and wish for the drug dog to take the bait; pheromones, making them smell of sweet spaniel shit.
Sweatily squatting in the toilet, adrenaline racing through their cardiovascular superhighway, Tom felt a moist looseness in his bowels, as Dave tried desperately not to piss on his hands.
This was no way to plan a 50th birthday trip to the Balearics, as Christine soaked herself stupid in the desperately needy cocaine beer sweats of the airport bar.
There we are another takeoff misadventure and holidays in the sun all for 100 words, so enjoy it if you can…
The Count Of North Clifton 
Sounds like there could be a market for that cocaine beer
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I’m not sure they thought through their plan very carefully!
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Dear Shrawley,
This is certainly vivid. Well described bub Ugh. Excuse me, the loo calls.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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We must go, and Go and GO! Have a good flight and hope they are not piloting the plane
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Cold feet can be a side effect of smuggling drugs.
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Yeesh. I wouldn’t want to be on the same flight with this bunch!
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Are you sure you aren’t Hunter S. Thompson incognito? 😉 I got high just reading it!
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They sound like a right bunch of criminal masterminds 🙂
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Well that was a disturbing story on so many levels. Well written story that makes me pretty sure I would not want to be on THAT plane trip. Assuming they do in fact make it on the plane and I would not place the odds in their favor.
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Thanks, that’s the name of the game!!
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The disgusting things people do for drugs. I’m glad you didn’t hold back with the descriptions.
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